Suddenly Sexy

THE DEVIL IN THE JUNIOR LEAGUE

Topics for Discussion
Frede Ware's 10 Rules of Proper Behavior
Frede Ware's Guidelines for Proper Dress
The Devil in the Junior League's Categories of Men
Gossip . . . And Other Acceptable Topics of Conversation
Decorating Tips
Elegant Entertaining
Test Your Socialite I.Q.

WHAT'S YOUR SOCIALITE IQ?

1) Proper things you can do while walking:
a) Brush your hair
b) Chew gum
c) Talk on cell phone
d) None of the above

2) Pearls should be...
a) Worn in odd number of strands
b) Left at sea
c) Used in denture ads
d) Worn after age 50

3) When can stiletto heels be worn?
a) Anytime
b) After 12 noon
c) After 7 pm
d) After 3 pm

4) When is it appropriate to touch yourself in public?
a) In front of a entry hall mirror
b) When fixing with your hair
c) When adjusting creeping underwear
d) Never

5) Diamonds (other than wedding rings) can be worn:
a) As soon as you can afford them
b) Only after 6 pm
c) After graduating from college
d) Anytime

6) Watches should be worn:
a) All the time to ensure promptness
b) Only by smart girls
c) Only before 6 pm
d) With wristbands that coordinate with outfits

7) A diamond watch can be worn:
a) Never
b) To formal events
c) When meeting rich in-laws to be
d) To play tennis

8) FREDE WARE VOCABULARY: Anna
a) School teacher in the movie The King and I
b) The type of anorexic woman who swears she eats everything in sight, but darn it all, just can't gain weight
c) Popular style of Ferragamo low heeled shoe
d) Reference to nerdy girl with frizzy hair

9) FREDE WARE VOCABULARY: Blue Light Special
a) Sale item at K-mart
b) Blue State progressive political policy
c) Teeth bleached so white they look blue
d) None of the above

10) FREDE WARE VOCABULARY: BJ
a) Breast job
b) Blow job
c) Massive intake of Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream
c) Tire store chain in East Texas

11) FREDE WARE VOCABULARY: Jolie
a) Abbreviation of JoBeth Lee
b) Texas version of Jolly
c) Fake lips
c) Happy Frenchman